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[INFO] EXO’s New Album

predebut-exo:

It will consist of 7 songs where 2 will be ballads and 5 will be pop.

cr: weibo

forevershiningshinee:

Jonghyun twitter update @2.14amkst 120727 -
기범이가 보내줌 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ으ㅏ어엌ㅋㅋㅋ웃다죽겟엌ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Kibum sent this to me kekekeke ahhh kekekeke I’m gonna die laughing kekekekekekekekekekekeke
credit:realjonghyun90 translation credit :shiningtweets

forevershiningshinee:

Jonghyun twitter update @2.14amkst 120727 -

기범이가 보내줌 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ으ㅏ어엌ㅋㅋㅋ웃다죽겟엌ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Kibum sent this to me kekekeke ahhh kekekeke I’m gonna die laughing kekekekekekekekekekekeke

credit:realjonghyun90
translation credit :shiningtweets

i-punched-tao:

skewedlayer:

  #crying #best pose #sailor senshi byun baekhyun to the podium 


And this is  “Sailor senshi byun Baekhyun” no  side kick .  Doggu sama. Spreading “Ai to nani ka” one greasu at a time. Bay-ko-n staaato! 



sailor motherfucking bacon.

i-punched-tao:

skewedlayer:

#crying #best pose #sailor senshi byun baekhyun to the podium 


And this is  “Sailor senshi byun Baekhyun” no  side kick .  Doggu sama. Spreading “Ai to nani ka” one greasu at a time. Bay-ko-n staaato!


sailor motherfucking bacon.

carmendove:

Baby Shinhwa speed walking on a variety show (Good Friends) in1998~

weird-bizarre-creepy:

An individual that vanishes is one thing, but how about an entire village of 2,000 men, women and children? In November, 1930, a fur trapper named Joe Labelle made his way on snow shoes to an Eskimo village on the shores of Lake Anjikuni in northern Canada. Labelle was familiar with the village, which he knew as a thriving fishing community of about 2,000 residents. When he arrived, however, the village was deserted. All of the huts and storehouses were vacant. He found one smoldering fire on which there was a pot of blackened stew. Labelle notified the authorities and an investigation was begun, and which turned up some bizarre findings: no footprints of any of the residents were found, if they had vacated the village; all of the Eskimos’ sled dogs were found buried under a 12-foot-high snow drift – they had all starved to death; all of the Eskimos’ food and provisions were found undisturbed in their huts. And there was one last unnerving discovery: the Eskimos’ ancestral graves had been emptied.

weird-bizarre-creepy:

An individual that vanishes is one thing, but how about an entire village of 2,000 men, women and children? In November, 1930, a fur trapper named Joe Labelle made his way on snow shoes to an Eskimo village on the shores of Lake Anjikuni in northern Canada. Labelle was familiar with the village, which he knew as a thriving fishing community of about 2,000 residents. When he arrived, however, the village was deserted. All of the huts and storehouses were vacant. He found one smoldering fire on which there was a pot of blackened stew. Labelle notified the authorities and an investigation was begun, and which turned up some bizarre findings: no footprints of any of the residents were found, if they had vacated the village; all of the Eskimos’ sled dogs were found buried under a 12-foot-high snow drift – they had all starved to death; all of the Eskimos’ food and provisions were found undisturbed in their huts. And there was one last unnerving discovery: the Eskimos’ ancestral graves had been emptied.

massminority:

taishirou:

i’m not a real Shawol

i don’t really like SHINee or Jonghyun or kpop

i just like Lucifer

i like it

a lot

kaaaaaankkkeerrrrrr

yall done made me cuss in dutchlook what you done didLOOK.

It’s early in the morning. The sun won’t be up for another couple of hours. You’re fast asleep in bed, lost in a dream, when the phone rings. Rather than waking up, you roll over and cover your head with a pillow. Hours pass. The sun rises. The phone is ringing.

When you wake up, your alarm clock is blaring and the phone is ringing. By the time you will yourself to turn the alarm off, the phone has stopped ringing. You realize that it’s been ringing all morning. You slide out of bed and press the blinking red button on your phone as you stumble into the bathroom. The phone beeps, followed by the friendly, electronic voice. “Hello. You have six hundred and sixty-six new messages.”

Message one.

The phone beeps again, and you’re not prepared for what comes next.

Screaming.

You spin around, thinking that she’s standing right behind you. There’s pure terror in her screams, accompanied by other disturbing noises. You stand there, horrified, for about ten seconds. Screaming gives way to hysterical, garbled crying before dying out with the sounds of spilling meat and tearing flesh.

The phone beeps again. You’re shaking.

Message two.

gollumpanties:

dirty-taemin:

dirty-jonghyun:

ttalgiya:

SHINee version requested~
So, how was your date? :D

Want more? Click here to check out the other groups i’ve done~ ^^

onew took me to a coffee shop, and we went for a long walk. then that night, we played video games and as he pulled my body close to his, he said, “come home with me”.

solid dating status.

minho took me to a park and we rode bikes together then that night we had a homemade dinner and as he twirled my hair he said “how did I love before I met you?”

Taemin took me to a parking lot and we rode bikes together, then that night we had a homemade dinner, and as he softly sang in my ear he said, “I need you.”

Minho took me to the beach and we didn’t talk at all, then that night, we cuddled under a blanket, and as he touched my lips he said “Let’s break up”.

randommaple:

Oh Jokwon… xD

randommaple:

Oh Jokwon… xD